My Friends - A McCain Speech
March 31st, 2008 by Mithrandir7
Mith
But first - The Album of the Day!!!!!
And now… the feature of this post… Ladies and Gentlemen (and Krv), I present to you, A MCCAIN SPEACH!!!!!111 (written by me, of course)
My friends, this is a beautiful day. My friends, this is a day in which us, friends, can be friends in a friendly environment to bring about friendly change in a friendly way that makes us all friends. My friends, we need to lower taxes. My friends, I know we are in a war, of friends, but taxes must be lowered. Since we are old baggage, my friends, we won’t have to pay for this war and shouldn’t. My friends, let our children and their friends pay for the war. While we, my friendliest friends of friends, live in friendly Florida to retire and die. My friends, eat the democrats.
Now, my friendly friends that are friends to many friends of friends of cousins of friends, we also must keep fighting this way. My friends, it is in our interest to —
Senator McCain falls on ground dying from a heat attack at this point, no one calls 911 because everyone is asleep.
A REMINDER TO NOOBS:
Another Reminder:
Remember, make the right choice, my friends.
Good night, and good luck.